Q
My plants look droopy after a big rain, what shall I do?
A
Improve drainage, prune lower foliage to increase airflow and check for early signs of mould; move outdoor pots under temporary cover if heavy rain persists.
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- Dense, creamy buds built for temperate gardens
Crazy Cow
Feminised
Photoperiod
Crazy Cow is an indica-dominant hybrid that offers creamy, milky flavours and reliable resin production for intermediate growers.
Why choose Crazy Cow?
- Creamy, milk-like flavour with earthy depth
- Compact, resinous plants suited to limited space
- Reliable medium-high yields in temperate UK gardens
THC |
18-22% |
CBD |
0.5-1% |
Lineage |
Afghani x Skunk |
Genotype |
Indica-dominant hybrid |
Difficulty |
Intermediate |
Flowering |
8-9 weeks |
Height |
Medium (80–150 cm) |
Yield |
Medium-high (400–500 g/m² indoor, 250–350 g/plant outdoor) |
Taste |
Creamy, Earthy, Sweet milk |
Seed Type |
Feminised photoperiod |
Climate |
Temperate southern England |
Effects |
Relaxed, Euphoric, Sedative |
Environment |
Both |
About Crazy Cow
Crazy Cow is a compact, resin-heavy indica-dominant hybrid selected for consistent yields and a calming, sedative-leaning effect. It performs well in controlled indoor environments and sheltered outdoor spaces across temperate UK gardens, producing creamy, sweet milk notes with earthy undertones. Growers in Staffordshire and similar regions should plan for humidity control and late-season protection to avoid mould, and will be rewarded with dense buds and favourable resin coverage.
Grow Difficulty:
Growing Crazy Cow under a temperate southern England climate suits intermediate growers who can manage humidity and late-season rain. The temperate southern England climate demands attention to ventilation, feeding and pest prevention to keep plants healthy.
Flowering Time:
Flowering typically completes in 8 to 9 weeks under indoor conditions. Outdoor growers in the UK can expect harvest readiness by late September to early October.
Yield:
Yields are medium to high for an indica-dominant plant when given proper nutrients and light. Indoor growers can expect around 400–500 g/m² while outdoor plants can produce 250–350 g each in good seasons.
Height:
Plants stay relatively compact with a bushy structure and strong central cola formation. Expect final heights around 80–150 cm depending on training and container size.
Environment:
Indoors, Crazy Cow responds well to SCROG and controlled environments and is a reliable choice for growers in Staffordshire. Outdoors it performs best in sheltered sites in Staffordshire where spring and autumn weather are mild.
Climate:
Growing Crazy Cow in Staffordshire suits the temperate southern England climate but demands attention to late-season rain and humidity. Gardeners should use shelters, good drainage and wind protection to reduce mould risk.
Frequently Asked Questions
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