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How do you stop stems snapping in high winds?
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I use bamboo canes and cross-trellis ties early, plus a stout net at head height to distribute movement.
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- Crypto Funk — bright, compact and built for breezy coasts.
Crypto Funk
Feminised
Crypto Funk is a sativa-leaning hybrid suited to sheltered coastal gardens and compact indoor setups.
Why choose Crypto Funk?
- High terpene citrus hit with earthy depth
- Compact, wind-tolerant structure for coastal plots
- Reliable finish within a short outdoor season
THC |
18-22% |
CBD |
<1% |
Lineage |
Crypto x Funk |
Genotype |
Hybrid (sativa-leaning) |
Difficulty |
Intermediate |
Flowering |
8-9 weeks |
Height |
90-140 cm outdoors |
Yield |
Medium-High |
Taste |
Citrus, Earthy, Diesel |
Seed Type |
Feminised |
Climate |
windy coastal |
Effects |
Uplifting, Focused, Gentle body relaxation |
Environment |
Indoor/Outdoor |
About Crypto Funk
Crypto Funk is a resilient hybrid bred for bright citrus aroma, steady energy and a compact, wind-tolerant structure. It performs well indoors under training and outdoors in sheltered plots in Hampshire, offering a reliable eight to nine week flowering period and a medium to high yield when protected from salt and strong winds.
Grow Difficulty:
Growing Crypto Funk in windy coastal growing areas increases the need for mechanical support and selection of tolerant sites. Trellising, windbreaks and routine checks for salt spray will reduce plant stress.
Flowering Time:
Indoor flowering runs around eight to nine weeks. Outdoors it usually finishes by early to mid-autumn given a normal season.
Yield:
Yields are medium to high for a compact plant when trained and fed correctly. Protection from salt and wind helps preserve bud weight.
Height:
Plants remain relatively compact and form sturdy lateral branches. Expect a final outdoor height of roughly ninety to one hundred and forty centimetres.
Environment:
Indoors Crypto Funk thrives under ScrOG or SOG setups in Hampshire. Outdoors in Hampshire it prefers sheltered positions away from direct coastal wind.
Climate:
Growing Crypto Funk in Hampshire requires particular attention to windy coastal growing areas and salt exposure. Choose sheltered plots, erect windbreaks and use raised beds to improve drainage and reduce salt stress.
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