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How did you protect plants from coastal wind?
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I installed windbreaks and trained branches low to the frame. That prevented most bud tearing and stress.
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- Hardy coastal hybrid for reliable evening relief.
Fat Bastard
Feminised
Fat Bastard is an indica-dominant hybrid that suits cool coastal grows and delivers heavy body relaxation with a sweet, earthy flavour.
Why choose Fat Bastard?
- Compact plants with dense, resinous buds.
- Performs reliably in cool, sheltered coastal sites.
- Strong evening sedative with a sweet earthy flavour.
THC |
18-22% |
CBD |
0.5-1% |
Lineage |
Afghani x Skunk |
Genotype |
Indica-dominant hybrid |
Difficulty |
Intermediate |
Flowering |
8-10 weeks |
Height |
Short to medium (60-120 cm indoors, taller outdoors) |
Yield |
Medium to high (400-600 g/plant outdoor in sheltered sites) |
Taste |
Earthy, Sweet citrus, Buttery |
Seed Type |
Feminised |
Climate |
Cool Scottish outdoor climate, tolerant of coastal conditions |
Effects |
Relaxing, Euphoric, Heavy body calm |
Environment |
Suitable for both indoor and outdoor cultivation |
About Fat Bastard
Fat Bastard is a compact, resinous indica-dominant hybrid bred from Afghani and Skunk that performs well in cool coastal conditions. It produces dense, buttery-scented buds with THC in the high teens to low twenties and is best suited to evening use for pain and sleep relief.
Grow Difficulty:
Growing Fat Bastard in a cool Scottish outdoor climate requires vigilance against damp and mould. Plants need good airflow and some protection during prolonged wet periods.
Flowering Time:
Flowering generally completes in 8 to 10 weeks indoors. Outdoor harvests in the UK usually fall in late September to October.
Yield:
With proper care yields are medium to high for a compact strain. Sheltered outdoor sites can produce heavier colas than exposed locations.
Height:
The plant maintains a short to medium stature with a bushy, sturdy frame. Internodal spacing is tight and it fills out quickly.
Environment:
Fat Bastard performs well both indoors and outdoors when conditions are managed. In Carmarthenshire outdoor plants benefit from sheltered positions while indoor setups control its compact growth.
Climate:
In Carmarthenshire the cool Scottish outdoor climate means growers must plan for prolonged damp and wind. Use sheltered coastal sites, poly tunnels or sturdy windbreaks in Carmarthenshire to reduce mould risk and aid bud ripening.
Frequently Asked Questions
Common questions about this strain, covering growth, effects, and suitability for UK conditions.
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