Funky Monkey

Monitor trichomes; harvest when most are cloudy with some amber. In Warwickshire this typically falls between late September and early October.

Maintain continuous airflow, use dehumidifiers and remove lower foliage to improve ventilation. Inspect buds regularly and act at the first sign of grey mould.

Start with a balanced NPK feed during vegetative growth and shift to bloom nutrients as flowering begins. Reduce nitrogen and increase phosphorus and potassium in weeks three to six of flowering.

Yes, it can perform outdoors but select warm, sheltered spots and be prepared to manage humidity and pests. In the UK, outdoor plants will need careful site choice and timely mould prevention.

Low-stress training and topping encourage a fuller canopy and multiple colas. Screen-of-green works well indoors to maximise light use and airflow.

Dry slowly over seven to fourteen days in a dark, ventilated room at 18-21°C and 45-55% RH. Cure in jars for at least two weeks, checking daily for moisture early on.

Spider mites, thrips and aphids are common and thrive in warm, humid conditions. Use regular scouting, biological controls and insecticidal soaps when needed.

Yes, organic soil and slow-release nutrients produce flavorful results but require careful feeding and microbial balance. Compost teas and mycorrhizae can support vigour and disease resistance.

Check soil moisture by touch and watch for drooping that corrects after watering. Avoid overwatering in humid greenhouse conditions as this raises mould risk.

Cultivating cannabis without a licence is illegal in the UK; check current legislation and seek proper permissions before growing. Medical or research licences are handled through official channels.