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Goofiez

Feminised

Goofiez is an indica-dominant hybrid offering sweet citrus flavours and steady, sedating effects.

Why choose Goofiez?
  • Sweet citrus aroma with earthy spice
  • Reliable resin production
  • Performs well in organic soils
THC 18-22%
CBD <1%
Lineage Gorilla Glue x Gelato
Genotype Indica-dominant hybrid
Difficulty Intermediate
Flowering 8-10 weeks
Height Medium
Yield Medium-High
Taste sweet, citrus, earthy
Seed Type Feminised
Climate Wet Welsh valley
Effects relaxed, euphoric, sleepy
Environment Both

About Goofiez

Goofiez is a compact, resinous indica-dominant hybrid bred for strong aromas and reliable potency. It does well in controlled indoor environments and sheltered outdoor sites, but in Lancashire and other damp UK regions growers must prioritise drainage and mould defence; organic soil approaches further enhance terpene expression and plant health.

Grow Difficulty:

Goofiez is intermediate to cultivate and rewards growers who control humidity and airflow. In a wet Welsh valley climate it needs strict mould prevention and vigilant canopy management.

Flowering Time:

Indoor flowering normally completes in eight to ten weeks. Outdoors, harvest tends to fall in late September to early October in cooler UK areas.

Yield:

Yields are medium to high when plants receive proper training and nutrients. Heavy rain or prolonged damp can lower final weight significantly.

Height:

Plants remain medium in stature with a bushy, sturdy frame. Strong side branching supports multiple bud sites that respond well to topping and low-stress training.

Environment:

Indoors Goofiez performs well in tents where humidity is tightly controlled; growers in Lancashire often use dehumidifiers and inline fans. Outdoors it benefits from sheltered, sunny sites and growers in Lancashire should avoid valley bottoms prone to lingering damp.

Climate:

Growing Goofiez in Lancashire requires shelter from prolonged rain and vigilant mould checks because of the wet Welsh valley climate. Use raised beds, containers or well-draining soil mixes to avoid waterlogging and reduce disease pressure.

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My buds show small brown spots. What is it?
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Small brown spots can be early bud rot or nutrient burn; remove affected material and increase airflow immediately to prevent spread.
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Should I use feed during flush?
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Stop feeding and flush with clean, pH-balanced water one to two weeks before harvest to clear residual nutrients and improve smoke quality.
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What container size works best outdoors?
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30–45 litre fabric pots give good root volume while reducing waterlogging risk in damp conditions.
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When to start LST on Goofiez?
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Begin low-stress training after the second or third node when stems are flexible to shape canopy without shocking the plant.
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Is compost tea worth making?
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Yes, regular compost tea applications support microbial life in organic soils and can boost resistance to pathogens.

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