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Joker

Feminised

Joker is a sativa-dominant hybrid that offers bright citrus flavours and an uplifting, creative high suitable for daytime use.

Why choose Joker?
  • Bright citrus terpenes with a spicy, earthy undertone.
  • Reliable mid-high THC for clear, creative uplift.
  • Handles cooler coastal-adjacent sites when sheltered.
THC 18-22%
CBD 0.5-1%
Lineage Jack Herer x Northern Lights
Genotype Sativa-dominant hybrid
Difficulty Intermediate
Flowering 9-11 weeks
Height Medium-tall (1.2-2.2 m outdoor)
Yield Medium-High (450-600 g/m² indoor; 300-450 g/plant outdoor)
Taste Citrus, Spice, Earthy
Seed Type Feminised
Climate cool Scottish outdoor climate
Effects Uplifting, Creative, Relaxed
Environment Both

About Joker

Joker delivers a sativa-forward experience with Jack Herer x Northern Lights genetics, combining energetic mental lift and earthy spice. The cultivar flowers in nine to eleven weeks and produces medium-tall plants that respond well to training; outdoors it performs best in sheltered, south-facing sites and can tolerate cool Scottish outdoor climate with appropriate protection.

Grow Difficulty:

Joker suits growers with some experience and rewards careful training and nutrient control. It tolerates a cool Scottish outdoor climate but requires attention to wind and late-season moisture.

Flowering Time:

Flowering normally completes in nine to eleven weeks under good conditions. Outdoor growers in the UK should plan for a late September to October harvest window.

Yield:

Indoor yields are medium to high when the canopy is managed and light is maximised. Outdoors, plants in sheltered sites can produce substantial single-plant harvests.

Height:

Plants develop a medium-tall structure with long colas and a noticeable stretch in early flowering. Expect approximately 1.2 to 2.2 metres outdoors if left unpruned.

Environment:

Joker performs well both indoors and outdoors when given ample light and airflow in Oxford. In Oxford pick south-facing, sheltered spots to reduce exposure to wind.

Climate:

In Oxford Joker benefits from sheltered microclimates but still needs protection in the cool Scottish outdoor climate. Choose south-facing, wind-sheltered locations in Oxford and use coverings if autumn rains arrive early.

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How should I water Joker in cool weather?
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Water less frequently but deeply; allow the topsoil to dry slightly to avoid root issues in cool conditions.
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Do I need to supplement light indoors?
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Yes, Joker responds well to strong LED or HID lighting during flowering to reduce stretch and improve bud density.
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Any tips for dealing with wind outdoors?
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Stake plants early, use netting for support and site them behind natural or artificial windbreaks.
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When is the best time to feed bloom nutrients?
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Begin bloom nutrients at the onset of flowering and increase potassium and phosphorus until the final two weeks when you taper off.
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How do I judge readiness for harvest?
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Check trichomes for a mix of milky and amber, and feel buds for firmness and resin to decide your preferred effect profile.

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