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Monkey Balls

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Monkey Balls is an indica-dominant hybrid with a sweet-diesel aroma and balanced effects suitable for intermediate growers.

Why choose Monkey Balls?
  • Compact plants with heavy resin and a sweet-diesel aroma
  • Reliable indoors with strong yields for intermediate growers
  • Performs well in sheltered outdoor spots during brief warm spells
THC 22-26%
CBD 0.5-1%
Lineage Gelato x Skunk
Genotype Indica-dominant hybrid
Difficulty Moderate
Flowering 8-9 weeks
Height Medium, bushy
Yield Medium to high (450-550 g/m² indoor)
Taste Citrus, Earthy, Sweet diesel
Seed Type Feminised
Climate Cool northern summers
Effects Uplifting, Relaxed body buzz, Focused
Environment Indoor and outdoor

About Monkey Balls

Monkey Balls is an indica-dominant hybrid bred from Gelato x Skunk that combines compact, resinous buds with a pronounced citrus-diesel flavour. It performs reliably indoors and can succeed outdoors in sheltered UK locations, but benefits from careful humidity control during cool northern summers.

Grow Difficulty:

Growing Monkey Balls in Nottingham's cool northern summers is achievable for growers with intermediate skills. It responds well to training but requires careful humidity and temperature control to avoid mould.

Flowering Time:

Flowering finishes in 8 to 9 weeks under optimal conditions. Outdoor harvest in Nottingham typically comes late September to early October in a favourable season.

Yield:

Indoor yields are medium to high with experienced growers achieving 450–550 g/m². Outdoor plants in Nottingham can match indoor numbers in a good year but usually produce slightly less.

Height:

Plants remain medium height with a bushy, lateral branch structure suited to SCROG or SOG. They form dense colas that benefit from early defoliation to improve light penetration.

Environment:

Indoors, Monkey Balls performs reliably in a controlled grow room where airflow and dehumidification are prioritised. Outdoors in Nottingham the crop needs a sheltered, sunny spot or additional cover to reach full potential.

Climate:

In Nottingham, with cool northern summers, choose early finishing phenotypes and provide extra protection from prolonged rain. Use raised beds or move pots to a covered area to reduce the risk of bud rot and to make the most of any warm, sunny spells.

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My buds are dense but wet inside, what do I do?
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Increase airflow around colas, lower humidity and consider selective defoliation to improve drying and reduce mould risk.
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Should I top Monkey Balls or let it stretch?
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Top once early to create multiple main colas, then use LST to control stretch and keep canopy even.
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What light cycle works after flip to flower?
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Use a 12/12 light cycle with stable dark periods; keep light leaks out to prevent stress.
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How often should I water in pots outdoors?
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Water deeply but infrequently, allowing the top few centimetres to dry between waterings to promote root depth.
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Any tips for drying and curing in Nottingham?
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Dry in a cool, well-ventilated room at 16–20°C with 45–55 per cent RH and cure in sealed jars, burping daily for the first two weeks.

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